Otley Brewing Co. - Mötley Brew 7.5%

Taste: Tastes like loose change. We're embittered about Otley after tasting their 06 Porter just now (rated 6 stars by a fired reporter) and it was foul!!! Horrid!
Jam pot with loose change. Some rum got spilt in.

Appearance: don't care. Horses eyes.

Would you buy 2? No. I'm disappointed. We thought we could trust Otley.

Would you buy 4? How wrong we were.

Rating (out of 7): 3*** old jammy ale. Bleurgh.

Brains - Destiny 5.8%

Taste: Ow! Mouth attack! Fearsome jam! Explodes, then, nothing.

Appearance: brown.

Would you buy 2? Maybe not.

Would you buy 4? Who knows.

Rating (out of 7): 5***** well done. Flavour....