Taste: smells like a veggiemite horror. Tastes like a void. It's not a full void. But there IS some flavour there. Slate. mud. Oil. These are our masters now.
Taste: I wouldn't say the hop flavour is 'merciless' as described. There's a hint of pity in there.... But it is tasty none the less. This secret bournemouth brewery are holding their own. Biscuits.