Otley Brewing Co. - Oxymoron 5.5%

Taste: Intense Chocolate BBQ smell! Time traveling noises were made.

Appearance: s**t name. Nice black '0'. Great bilingual label. Mae'r cwrw yn ddiddorol iawn.

Would you buy 2? Yes.

Would you buy 4? I'm enjoying the taste of pontypridd so yes.

Rating (out of 7): 5***** a good five

Celt - Bleddyn 1075 5.6%

Taste: Celery monoxide. Market garden in London. It's getting hard to breathe. Why is the smell so overpowering. Celeriac stench.

Appearance: Surprisingly orange.

Would you buy 2? Why? You tell us!

Would you buy 4? Never. We have to be honest. Why would you. Tell me!?

Rating (out of 7): 3 unusual but not in the best way. Not that enjoyable.

Location:Warwick St,Cardiff,United Kingdom

Brains - Merlin's Oak (4.3%)

Taste: Acidic leaf litter with a fruity aroma. Has someone forgot to wash the fairy liquid out of the glass? Gets rid of the blandness mind you.

Appearance: A mix between a cola and tizer, all frothed up.

Would you buy 2? In an optionless world, yes.

Would you buy 4? In a world of choice, no.

Rating (out of 7): * * * * (gets a 4 by the skin of it's ale teeth. A mistaken finger in the ratings vote?)