Downton Brewery - Mad March Hare 4.4%

Taste: Uh oh, this has that familiar toilet smell. Worrying. Let's take a sip... Interesting, But not necessarily obviously pleasant. It pangs of munching directly at the root of a plant. Then feasting on the stamen. A delicious treat.

Appearance: Honey Badger.

Would you buy 2? We have.

Would you buy 4? No. (shakes head)

Rating (out of 7): 5***** but I don't know why?

Location:Stott Close,,United Kingdom

RCH - Pitchfork 4.3%

Taste: Gravity defying. It travels up the roof and down the back. Dandelion roots. This ale makes no sense, but we feel cleaner.

Appearance: based on an old battle. No problem.

Would you buy 2? Yes.

Would you buy 4? Doubtful.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** interesting stuff!

Location:John Archer Way,,United Kingdom

Skinner's - Spiggan Ale 3.8%

Taste: Eggy, gloriously sulphurous, lovely wet dog. Ultra saturation. A deliciously refreshing pint that makes me yearn for long days at the Waterfront in Falmouth.

Appearance: Wet dogs' eyes.

Would you buy 2? Yes.

Would you buy 4? Maybe

Rating (out of 7): 5***** it's all good.

Location:John Archer Way,,United Kingdom