Downton Brewery - Mad March Hare 4.4%

Taste: Uh oh, this has that familiar toilet smell. Worrying. Let's take a sip... Interesting, But not necessarily obviously pleasant. It pangs of munching directly at the root of a plant. Then feasting on the stamen. A delicious treat.

Appearance: Honey Badger.

Would you buy 2? We have.

Would you buy 4? No. (shakes head)

Rating (out of 7): 5***** but I don't know why?

Location:Stott Close,,United Kingdom

Downton Brewery - New Forest Ale 3.8%

Taste: ergh! I've swallowed bath water... Oh no... It's ale... It tastes fat and round. What a strange ale. Toad-like.

Appearance: so, so still. Looks like a drawing room sofa.

Would you buy 2? Non monsieur.

Would you buy 4? Sorry, I'd be pulling toads out of my throat for weeks.

Rating (out of 7): 2** no thanks!

Location:Eagle ale house, Clapham

Downton Brewery - Pumpkin Ale 4.5%

Taste: eggy. Delicious. Fibre

Appearance: Amber

Would you buy 2? Yeah boys!!!

Would you buy 4? Pooh whiffy

Rating (out of 7): **** stinky

Location:London,United Kingdom