Taste: ergh! I've swallowed bath water... Oh no... It's ale... It tastes fat and round. What a strange ale. Toad-like.
Appearance: so, so still. Looks like a drawing room sofa.
Would you buy 2? Non monsieur.
Would you buy 4? Sorry, I'd be pulling toads out of my throat for weeks.
Rating (out of 7): 2** no thanks!
Location:Eagle ale house, Clapham
