Holden's - Golden Glow 4%?

Taste: sweet and hoppy. Like being left to go wild in a wheat field. Very tasty. Honey? With some heavenly smell too.

Appearance: chicken drippings. In a nice way.

Would you buy 2? Hell yeah!

Would you buy 4? I think I could drink a lot of these... But I've had a lot of medication today including a bottle of benilyn.

Rating (out of 7): 6****** good times roll!

Otley Brewing Company - O4 Columbo 4%

Taste: So strawy! Like a liquid haybail! Oh? Lemonade? Spot on!

Appearance: Sample.

Would you buy 2? I don't see why not.

Would you buy 4? They would be easily drunk. We just bought 4 actually.

Rating (out of 7): 5***** ..... Just one more thing.....

Location:The old coffee shop. Marshall St,London,United Kingdom

Brodies - IPA 4%

Taste: it's quite acrid. It slips down. Like when dumbledore extracts memories into the pensive. Silky. Also it's cured my sore throat. Magic!

Appearance: yellow.

Would you buy 2? Oh yeah.

Would you buy 4? No. Due to choice.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** a fair shot

Location:Brewer St,London,United Kingdom the old coffee shop

Adnams - American style IPA 4.8%

Taste: crisp, refreshing and mega hoppy. It's taking the edge off... It tastes like licking a hop.

Appearance: hmmm, honey.

Would you buy 2? Yeah. It's goooood.

Would you buy 4? Okay. I'm convinced. This is nice beer!

Rating (out of 7): 5***** good times roll...

Location:Woolpack, London bridge

Red Squirrel - Red Tail Pale Ale 3.6%

Taste: gingery like a red squirrel. Very refreshing! Water?

Appearance: golden and summery.

Would you buy 2? Yes!

Would you buy 4? Okay. You've twisted my leg.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** very nice.

Location:Lavender Hill,Wandsworth,United Kingdom

Truman's - Runner 4%

Taste: bitter, no light enough for my current taste. Still a Bice clear taste. No messin'...

Appearance: mahogany

Would you buy 2? Yeah, I would.

Would you buy 4? Not tonight.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** nice!

Location:Lavender Hill,Wandsworth,United Kingdom

Breconshire Brewery - Brecon County Ale 3.6%

Taste: Honey water. A subtle wheat taste.

Appearance: bronze!

Would you buy 2? I did. It wasn't a mistake.

Would you buy 4? Okay. If it was sunnier it would be more welcome.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** good stuff!

Location:London,United Kingdom

Brodies - Special 4.8%

Taste: Molasses and smoke. A complex ale. Very tasty and a delicious surprise. Chocolate aftertaste. Woody, like a church pew.

Appearance: Dark mahogany brown.

Would you buy 2? Yes please!!!

Would you buy 4? You buy ME four!

Rating (out of 7): 5***** interesting, interesting...

Location:The queen's head, kings cross

Downton Brewery - New Forest Ale 3.8%

Taste: ergh! I've swallowed bath water... Oh no... It's ale... It tastes fat and round. What a strange ale. Toad-like.

Appearance: so, so still. Looks like a drawing room sofa.

Would you buy 2? Non monsieur.

Would you buy 4? Sorry, I'd be pulling toads out of my throat for weeks.

Rating (out of 7): 2** no thanks!

Location:Eagle ale house, Clapham

Tintagel - Castle Gold 4.2%

Taste: a wee bit like tonic water. Quinine ripe. There's something bold and metally about it. What an assertive ale.

Appearance: gold bullion.

Would you buy 2? Not for myself. But qui.

Would you buy 4? For four friends and aquaintances.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** a highly commended four. It's courageous.

Location:London,United Kingdom eagle ale house.

Two Bridges - Golden Cygnet 4.8%

Taste: Refreshing and milky. Floral. Like sweet, crunchy spring buds. Really very nice.

Appearance: cygnet beak yellow.

Would you buy 2? Can and have.

Would you buy 4? Yes. But there is work to be done here tonight.

Rating (out of 7): 5***** does the queen own cygnets? Or does she get them only when they turn White?

Location:The eagle ale house, Clapham

Marston's - Owd Rodger 7.6%

Taste: Cuts off before I can get a handle on it! It's the hops! It's like falling down the last step of stairs.. Panic! Then it's over and you're out the door without a care in the world.

Appearance: Flat Coke like your mum used to give you when you had an upset stomach.

Would you buy 2?: Well, it's very strong. Too strong? A second could cause a man to turn a little cantankerous. No.

Would you buy 4?: "Boy, you gots to be crazier than a mangy dog."

Rating: 3*** - A shot in the arm. A quick fix! 7.6 straight to the heart!

Location:Dupont Rd,Merton,United Kingdom

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Timothy Talyor - Landord 4.3%

Taste: yeah, it's really nice. The best ale we've had here. But it's not grabbing me by the bollards. Smells like 'playing it safe', the easy setting on Streets Of Rage. However, there's a lot to be said about driving down the middle of the road.. Can millions of brown drinkers be wrong?.... Whoa!!! Controversial.... This has turned into quite the debate. It's a well known "session" beer. My question to you is this; are drinkers that love session beers afraid??? Afraid of what's out there? Take a risk for goodness sake!!! Oh, it tastes like a slice of your stereotypical brown.

Appearance: Rusty water peppered with copper coins.

Would you buy 2? Yes, of course! But that's the problem isn't it?!

Would you buy 4? Christ! Maybe? I guess I would. What does that mean? It's an ale paradox.

Rating (out of 7): 4**** the debate rages on...

Location:Dartmouth Park Hill,Islington,United Kingdom

Bass - Bass Premium 4.4%

Taste: Absolutely disgusting! Like an old man offering you re-wrapped sweets.

Appearance: Untrustworthy syrup.

Would you buy 2?: Only at gun point.

Would you buy 4?: "Boy, you crazy!"

Rating: 2 - Don't shove grandad sweets into my ale!

Location:The Steeles, Chalk Farm

Adnams - Oyster Stout 4.3%

Taste: smells like a meat pie. Tastes like blood. A delicious lingering flavour. This is great taste-time. PANG!!!

Appearance: oil.

Would you buy 2? I don't know. It's rattled me. It's giving me the clogs.

Would you buy 4? It's too much for any man.

Rating (out of 7): ****4 I'm confused.

Location:Dartmouth Park Hill,Islington,United Kingdom