Hogs Back Brewery - A Over T 9%

Taste: tastes like blood. Hint of ribena. Like licking an iron girder/scab. Oh god it's okay. It's a finishing move. Who who open an act this way??? No one, I bet.

Appearance: boiled blood

Would you buy 2? Death wish.

Would you buy 4? Morgue

Rating (out of 7): *** I've come down to a 3. This ale ain't foolin' me!

Location:John Archer Way,Wandsworth,United Kingdom

Phoenix Brewery - White Monk 4.5%

Taste: taste like Halloween, dull like the dead.

Appearance: Light. Odd, should be dark. It's so dull.

Would you buy 2? No

Would you buy 4? Are you crazy?!

Rating (out of 7): 2

Location:John Archer Way,Wandsworth,United Kingdom

Downton Brewery - Pumpkin Ale 4.5%

Taste: eggy. Delicious. Fibre

Appearance: Amber

Would you buy 2? Yeah boys!!!

Would you buy 4? Pooh whiffy

Rating (out of 7): **** stinky

Location:London,United Kingdom

Phoenix Brewery - Flash Flood 4.1 %

Taste: firstly football in mouth followed by juicy lemon.

Appearance: light and clear

Would you buy 2? Yeah real nice

Would you buy 4? No. It would have to be sent from the gods

Rating (out of 7): **** soggy football

Location:London,United Kingdom