Brewdog - Tokyo* 18.2%

Taste: Oh man! This is delicious. It hits you like that chewing gum in Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory that lets
You Experience a 3 course meal when you chew it. The Flavours explode forth! Quite sherry like. Drunk
after one sip however. This is an awesome stout.

Appearance: Black; invisible at night.... like dark matter.

Would you buy 2: The only way this would happen is if you won the lottery and bought one for a friend.
Drinking two would be dangerous for me.

Would you buy 4: Madness... no one has the funds or the stomach for it...

Rating (out of 7): A solid six star ale... What a drink. I was so drunk at the end I wanted to give it 7 stars. But in
Cold light of day I knew better.... Now... How can I get more money for this stout???

Cwmbran - Santa's Tipple 5.2%

A life saver! A marzipan treat! Sweet almond fingers creeping around the five point barrier! It's right it IS a seasonal
ytreat! The ale equivilenr of a Xmas cake!

A; looks luke I reassuring brown.

2? Whatevr it takes this Xmas

4? As as presents for freinds. For myself... I don't know?

R: 5*

Unknown - Christmas Festival 4.7%

Bloody awful. Two of us came up with cigarettes and ash tray! It's a working mans club gone wrong. Try eating scampish fries after each sip to dull the pain.

Death brown

2? Never

4? F**k off

rating: *

that is the second one star ale... You should be ashamed!

Newmans - Hoppy Christmas 5%

Taste: Hoppy! I'm not exploding with excitement. I'm not sure, it's fine.

It's got a strange taste but it doesn't do anything for me. Good try...

Appearance: fox fur

Would you buy 2? not much point

Would you buy 4? I think not

rating: 3*

Cwmbran Brewery - Full Malty 4.8%

Taste: Wow! Malt fest 5000! Like licking bobo's face. Kinda salty.

Appearance: fine mahogany side board

Would you buy 2? Not today son...

Would you buy 4? Ohhhhhhh no no no no no

rating? 3*

it de-calibrated us. A wild one for sure!

Northumberland Brewery - Fairies liquid 3.8%

taste Peanut butter. Sexy pump tap. Peanut butter. Nice.

Appearance like p butter.

2? Yeah I'd have no problem with that.
4? So peanutty. If I had loaves and loaves of toast on a ship. Then yeah!

Rating? 5*

awarded an extra star after tasting 4 more ales.... Getbup there!!!! With the other 6 star ales! A very high acolade indeed!

Rating... 6 stars!!!!

Woking beer festival 2009

Woking ale festival 14th nov 09
Hogsback Friday 13th 5*
St Austell proper job 5*
Nant. Pen sagas 4.2% 3*
mallinsons. Maori warrior 4.5% 3*
Twickenham. Naked ladies 4.4% 4*
Flowerpots. Bitter 3.8% 4*
Coach house. Gunpowder. 3.8% 5*
andwell. Gold muddler. 3.9% 4*
Bowman nutz 5% 5*

Ale festival - Brighton!

There you go... Now leave us alone....

Tring - Royal Poacher 4.1%

Taste: Cereal. A hoppy summer blast. Suitable..... very suitable....

Would you buy 2? Have done already... it's a must.... it's given that you will buy 2.

Would you buy 4? Yup, and have a ruddy good time too!

Appearance: Perfect summer ale; a golden blend... Open up and swallow it down.

Rating (out of 7): * * * * * (5)

Potbelly Brewery - Redwing 4.8%

Taste: Caramel Blend. Flies would land and stick if it's smell did justice to it's tack. But it doesn't.

Would you buy 2? Not today.... I've sticky lips.

Would you buy 4? I'm not going to buy 2 am I?! Stop asking me.

Appearance: Red as the name suggests. Pleasing. Like a fake coal in a 60's gas fire.

Rating (out of 7): * * * * (4)

Pen-Lon Cottage Brewery - Stock Ram Bottled Stout 4.5%

Taste: The wooden bit surrounding a pencil.... licking a slate roof on an old farm building.... a fern growing in your mouth.... wool from a mountain grazing sheep somehow turned into a stout. All in all very earthy and honest and very good!

Appearance: You can't see through it! Not black though, a dark ruby red. Good colour for a jumper.

Would you buy two? If I was voyaging to a distant mountain, I would pack two!

Would you buy four? A little too hearty perhaps.... but then again!

Rating: A comfortable * * * * *