Gordon - Finest Scotch Highland Ale 8.6%

Taste: Good lord! Very rich, and port like. You can taste the strength, more than you can taste a taste. It's hard to drink more than half a pint of this alcoholic decadence.

Appearance: Imtimidating dark treacle.

Would you buy two? One is enough of a slog.

Would you buy four? No way ever. Not unless you wanted gout.

Rating (out of seven): *
(Intensely unpleasant)