Brewdog - Tokyo* 18.2%

Taste: Oh man! This is delicious. It hits you like that chewing gum in Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory that lets
You Experience a 3 course meal when you chew it. The Flavours explode forth! Quite sherry like. Drunk
after one sip however. This is an awesome stout.

Appearance: Black; invisible at night.... like dark matter.

Would you buy 2: The only way this would happen is if you won the lottery and bought one for a friend.
Drinking two would be dangerous for me.

Would you buy 4: Madness... no one has the funds or the stomach for it...

Rating (out of 7): A solid six star ale... What a drink. I was so drunk at the end I wanted to give it 7 stars. But in
Cold light of day I knew better.... Now... How can I get more money for this stout???

Cwmbran - Santa's Tipple 5.2%

A life saver! A marzipan treat! Sweet almond fingers creeping around the five point barrier! It's right it IS a seasonal
ytreat! The ale equivilenr of a Xmas cake!

A; looks luke I reassuring brown.

2? Whatevr it takes this Xmas

4? As as presents for freinds. For myself... I don't know?

R: 5*

Unknown - Christmas Festival 4.7%

Bloody awful. Two of us came up with cigarettes and ash tray! It's a working mans club gone wrong. Try eating scampish fries after each sip to dull the pain.

Death brown

2? Never

4? F**k off

rating: *

that is the second one star ale... You should be ashamed!

Newmans - Hoppy Christmas 5%

Taste: Hoppy! I'm not exploding with excitement. I'm not sure, it's fine.

It's got a strange taste but it doesn't do anything for me. Good try...

Appearance: fox fur

Would you buy 2? not much point

Would you buy 4? I think not

rating: 3*

Cwmbran Brewery - Full Malty 4.8%

Taste: Wow! Malt fest 5000! Like licking bobo's face. Kinda salty.

Appearance: fine mahogany side board

Would you buy 2? Not today son...

Would you buy 4? Ohhhhhhh no no no no no

rating? 3*

it de-calibrated us. A wild one for sure!

Northumberland Brewery - Fairies liquid 3.8%

taste Peanut butter. Sexy pump tap. Peanut butter. Nice.

Appearance like p butter.

2? Yeah I'd have no problem with that.
4? So peanutty. If I had loaves and loaves of toast on a ship. Then yeah!

Rating? 5*

awarded an extra star after tasting 4 more ales.... Getbup there!!!! With the other 6 star ales! A very high acolade indeed!

Rating... 6 stars!!!!