Old Dairy Brewery - Red Top 3.8%

Taste: oh my. Sour like its off. There was rust on the inside of the cap.... But it's in date, so I assume they want it drunk this way. Fausty banana skins and plant stems. I can't see why you would drink this? ....As a punishment?

Appearance: it's got cows on it. Tan brogues.

Would you buy 2? No. I should have known the cow puns meant trouble.

Would you buy 4? No.

Rating (out of 7): I can't drink this. 1*