Shepherd Neame - Canterbury jack 4.0%

Taste: airy yeast. Just bitter and slightly citrusy. A bit like biscuits without any sugar. As it's coming toward your lips it's delicious, then when it hits... Not. The writing's too small! And the logo looks the same as ASK pizza. No info about jack either. Bad.

Appearance: looks like asda basics. Yellow brown hybrid.

Would you buy 2? Not this time.

Would you buy 4? Not this time.

Rating (out of 7): 3*** get in the drawer

Shepherd Neame - Spitfire 4.5%

Taste: Terrible first swallow. Taste gets slowly better, but marginally. Tastes very towely. This is horrible. Tastes like beer without a flavor. Just bad.

Would you buy 2? NEVER!

Would you buy 4? No, This is Bad!

Appearance: Okay Brown, but a sewagey head.

Rating (out of 7):    *

Shepherd Neame - Bishop's Finger 5.4%

Taste: Dry, it gives you a mouth of dust. Tastes like you've been sucking on a copper pot. Not the tastiest but gives you a ruddy glow.

Appearance: Looks like a two pence coin. The yellow head is notable.

Would you buy two? Yeah, I guess....

Would you buy four? It's hard to get excited about the though of four.

Rating (out of 7): * * * (not a morning ale)