Felinfoel - Double Dragon 4.2%

Taste: Not bad at first, there's a taste to it. Hang on it's a soapy, fairy liquid taste. Not so good! Also a hint of banana. Odd. Key question: "What the hell is going on, on the roof of your mouth?"
Key reply: " I can taste nothing but a chemical bumblegum burn!"

Appearance: So so.

Would you buy two? Nope. I want more of anything else.

Would you buy four? Nonsense.

Rating (out of seven): * * *