Friday, February 4, 2011

Marston's - Pedigree 5%


Taste: "official beer of england"? There's a reason why this hasn't been reviewed before. If this is the taste of England, I'm moving to Wales. It tastes like the last time you will ever know moisture in your mouth. Like the second you wake after a night pounding tequila.... Hang on. It's growing on me.....oiiiiii Oiiiiiii!!!!

Appearance: copper penny.

Would you buy 2? No. I wouldn't. Its too nothing. I'm tasting it. But it's like... So what!

Would you buy 4? Stop asking me!!! No!

Rating (out of 7): 2** another stinker. But someone has to review 'em! These overly patriotic beers are giving British ale a bad name.

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