Taste: slightly flavourless satsumas. It's wainwrong. Accidental embibing of bird poo and diluted screenwash.
Appearance: boring. Broken kneed man on front using it as an antiseptic.
Would you buy 2? Maybe, if I es stuck with a broken knee.
Would you buy 4? I might stay on for four if I couldn't move on.
Rating (out of 7): 3*** not exquisitely lovely
