Taste: Smokey tang. Looks like Santa might have burned his potty. It has the yeasty taste of a homebrew and complex aromas of a fine brandy-wine (if there is such a thing)
Appearance: smutty bottle. Are we lead to believe that Santa is only just being potty trained in 2012?!? ... We don't blame him though, who raised him? No one I bet. Wolves?
Would you buy 2? He's obviously had a good diet. It smells great. Sold!
Would you buy 4? Yes. Why not.
Rating (out of 7): 5*****
