Taste: Chocolate malt drink. So malty. It's thick with warmth. But where there's warmth and moisture, there's also decay. It doesn't taste quite right. Like its on the turn.
Appearance: nice artwork. Beer is dark.
Would you buy 2? If it was draught.
Would you buy 4? ...... (Silence)
Rating (out of 7): 4**** I bet it's a five on tap.
