Taste: Oh sod off!!! No place for nationalism in ale! I'm sick of it!!! Popped balloon, empty promises. I paid for this!!!! I'd cry If this was my homebrew! Each sip saps my life-force.
Appearance: it doesn't matter.
Would you buy 2? Never. Not even for a vet!
Would you buy 4? Not even for a bet!
Rating (out of 7): 1* terrible! Raise your glass to this!!!
