Taste: Warm and damp. A foul thing to visit your mouth. Oh man, I've got a whole pint of this to get rid of before I can wash away the pain. This actually taste like dishwater. Yuk!
Appearance: Worryingly clear. There's zero movement in this glass, it's just stagnant. Oh man, I think it looks like off wee. This is nasty!
Would you buy 2?: Even under torture it would be a real ask.
Would you buy 4?: ..... That question just made me black out.
Rating: 1* A terrifying liquid. Pray it never passes your lips!
