Taste: Strong coffee! Like original Amazonian coffee or cocoa. Perfect before a ceremonial dance around the fire. Very drinkable, very nice, don't you think... yes.
Appearance: A starry night with volcano embers in the background. A pair of rubies sit at the bottom of the pint.
Would you buy 2? Surprisingly for a stout, yes I would. If I could handle it, I'd enjoy it.
Would you buy 4? Unlikely to make it that far. The rubies would be too heavy. I don't have a goose to smuggle those rubies in.
Rating (out of 7): 5***** Fancy an ale, and a coffee? This should be your choice.