Taste: Chemicals between us! Fizzy. Great for cracking skulls after your favourite footballing team loses. The fizziness shields the taste. Lost in space... The taste is lost in space.
Appearance: Washed out yellow.
Would you buy 2?: Not a chance ref!
Would you buy 4?: Red card! You're off mate!
Rating: 2** Game called off on the account of awful ale.
Location:Sandbanks, Dorset
